Hi my name is Amanda. I already got sidetracked for an hour nostalgically looking at my old vacation pics trying to find decent photos (because when else does one actually take pictures of oneself alone) so just gonna quit here and promise I’m mostly normal, mentally stable and have enough interests to not bore you entirely.
^taken from a temporary Tinder profile summary I wrote about myself. If it’s enough for my future husband, it’s enough for everyone else here.
What The Critics Are Saying
“Amanda is a true gem.”
Walt Disney
“Mostly hot garbage but if you need a diversion I guess it’s fine.”
J. K. Rowling
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”
Donald Trump
Frequent Failer 